Poem About Chocolate For Kids
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Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: chocolate, death, food, funny,
Death by Chocolate
Sandy was a chocoholic, The worst I've ever seen! If she didn't eat some daily, She'd become crazy mean! It didn't matter what kind it was, Ice cream, cake, pie or candy, As long as it was chocolate, Sandy was fine and dandy! Then one day the unthinkable happened, To the chocolate loving miss, While eating her favorite candy, She choked on a chocolate kiss! "Death by chocolate," the coroner concluded, As to the cause of Sandy's death. At least she died doing what she loved, Eating chocolate til her last breath. 11/21/11 for Natalie the Rogue Rhymer's "Die a fun Death" contest
Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: chocolate, holiday, humorous, religion, valentines day,
Valentine
Valentinius-- Not much is known about him, But all girls love him. Saint Valentine's Feast, On February fourteenth: Mostly chocolates! It would make more sense To honor Aphrodite... So then, why don't we?!
Poem Details | by Darlene Gifford |
Categories: baby, humor,
My little Chocolate Mess
Bathwater and bubbles are waiting, but my child is nowhere near. Yet, I can see from cookie crumbs, he's crawled from here to there. Oh, yes! he's been in the kitchen. I see his crooked crumb trail, which leads to our white kitten, with a chocolate, sticky tail! In every room I search for my little chocolate mess. Then, I find him in the my bedroom, with his hands on my new dress!
Poem Details | by Faye Gibson |
Categories: humorous, nature,
Chocolate Pie
giving endless supply . . . bright sun, blue sky beauties for the eye bird and butterfly fields of wild rye in soft winds sigh rabbits spry and foxes sly preying hawk's wild cry on eye and ear sweetly lie all of nature's works comply until I hear you sigh our whole walk gone awry feet covered in cow pie Faye Lanham Gibson Copyright, October 9, 2014
Poem Details | by Carma Sanderson |
Categories: food, funny, love,
Chocolate Pleasure
Will you,Eat me; eat me, please, like A piece, of Reese's Pieces, chocolate pleasure, I melt in your mouth, I am that Kit-Kat, who will satisfy, your whatchamacallit, to make the Skor, on Your Nutroll, and go nutritiously, nutrageous, over my babyruth, for you are, that mounds, of full almond joy..
Poem Details | by Sima Mittal |
Categories: children, kids, funny, woman,
The Chocolate
The Chocolate! She is a deliciously smart gal, For each and everyone's her pal. Be it in the brownie or cake, Or the icy cold milk shake. She sure can change everyone's morale!
Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: candy, humorous, love hurts,
Chocolate Indulgences
Chocolate Indulgences (20150129) If I really had no choice but to divulge, In mountains of chocolate I would indulge. I'm not just taking about Snickers, Reese's peanut butter cups, Butterfingers, Or other grocery store sweeties. I'm talking about the expensive stuff, most from oversea: Fruit and nut bars from British Cadbury, Milk molasses chips from local Mrs. See's, Fudge Easter Eggs from domestic Helen Grace, Belgian praline Sea Shells from Leonidas, Belgian Cote D'Or bouche pralines, And from Germany's Ritter Sport--EVERYTHING! Wallowing in glorious chocolate, I'd be so pathetic, If not for the fact, that I'm a diabetic.
Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: food, funny, life,
In Silence Eat Chocolate Cake
Lonely and in silence I eat chocolate cake When I arise my dessert walks behind in ripple shake Sponsor: Black Eyed Susan Contest: 1 rhyming couplet or 1 rhyming triplet
Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: food, funny,
Chocolate Milkshake
A fine meal we had this evening Somehow though it was not fufiling My mind keeps slipping over to the Dairy Queen Holding a frozen chocolate milkshake taste sensation Sensual and creamy with a sweet decadence Offered in four flavors for the exotic pallet's satisfaction The calories hold me in pause, will power stand fast Keys jingle hand on the door knob..... Choco' lota ecstasy!! Varoom varoom!!
Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: addiction, character, chocolate, desire, food, humorous, slavery,
Maple Donuts
Those maple donuts Surely will by my ruin. Lack of self control.
Poem Details | by Carlisle Turner |
Categories: chocolate, food, funny, sweet,
Sweet pleasure
I slowly cut a corner off my prize No cause to hurry, see I at this time To savor, such a treat sees no despise If one knows not this joy, that is a crime The layers compliment this god-like cream The smooth caress of chocolate is joy The combination is much like a dream My senses it so fully does employ I do not need a house or any clothes My mind is full of thoughts only to know When next taste I the sweetness of my rose But I would wait a hundred years of snow If love is like this sweet patisserie, I think my life consists of it and me.
Poem Details | by Sarah Jones |
Categories: food, funny, life, chocolate,
I Watch My Figure, Getting Bigger
Every morning is the same, Standing staring at my frame, Looks no different from last night, Flab is still winning the fight, Scales hate me, sure they lie, I only ate a small stir-fry, Willpower waning every day, Diet falls into disarray, The healthier I make my meals, The emptier my tummy feels, Salad and a few small snacks, Hot chocolate to help me relax, For every hour I ride my bike My body goes on hunger strike, But when I'm home and my legs ache, I comfort eat with chocolate cake, One week on, the scales astound, I've finally lost another pound! Although I'm watching what I eat, I'm sure that that deserves a treat.
Poem Details | by Kory Calhoun |
Categories: funny
Don't Touch My Chocolate Covered Nuts
Some think love and romance are sublime Others feel they're a big waste of time Both views maybe so But there's one thing I know Candy prices are surely a crime! I'll buy her candies and flowers and charms When we kiss I'll hear bells and alarms But one thing can't compare Is when I'm standing there Silently holding her close in my arms! For: Francine Roberts Valentine's Day Limerick contest
Poem Details | by Elisabeth Sheaffer |
Categories: chocolate, humorous, stress,
Chocoholic
I thought that I would buy myself a chocolate Easter Egg And keep it till the light of Easter morn. I kept it in the 'fridge but temptation drew me in To taste it long before the Easter dawn. Strong-minded and severe, I resisted everyday Remembering the dark luscious flavour Protected by a covering of shiny golden foil, My mouth kept watering as I could savour Such a treat waiting patiently for me till Easter Day, A sign of new life but I lost the plot! On Saturday, after a dreadful week, I grabbed the egg, Tore off the golden foil and scoffed the lot.
Poem Details | by Amy Swanson |
Categories: food, friendship, funny, happiness
A Give-Me-Chocolate Footle
sublime... ~ all mine! :)
Poem Details | by Gary Wayne Hill |
Categories: chocolate, children, humorous, silly,
Chocolate Charlie
Chocolate Charlie, a fruit and nutter Made from milk, cocoa and butter Chocolate Charlie, so very sweet From the top of his head Right down to his feet He has little chocolate fingers And little chocolate toes With chocolate eyes and ears And a chocolate button nose Chocolate Charlie, a little bit wacky Left out in the sun can get a little bit tacky Chocolate Charlie so yummy and scrummy Sadly no longer with us Because he is inside my tummy.
Poem Details | by Deborah Finneran |
Categories: beautiful, change, character, chocolate, food, fun, growing up, happy, heaven, humorous, i love you, imagination, inspiration, inspirational, introspection, joy, life, light, love, metaphor, philosophy, self, simple, strength, success, thank you, thanks, thanksgiving, time, today, truth, uplifting, visionary, wisdom, words,
Cookies-Food For Thought
Cookies - Why can't I have the chocolate one I want more She took my cookie Hers is bigger than mine I want to trade That's not fair Cookies + Thank you for the cookie I love you Thanks for all you do for me I am satisfied This is good I am loved Written By Deborah Finneran :) 2013
Poem Details | by daver austin |
Categories: funny, chocolate, love,
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE doc hildebrandt said "milk chocolate is healthful." i love chocolate i love CRAVE milk chocolate so i ate a ton of it had chocolate dreams t shirt said hershey pa it's all that i ate then it came over the news "mad doctor loses license"
Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: absence, childhood, chocolate, death of a friend, humor, political, satire,
Muppet eulogy
Bye Cookie Monster! Pointlessly martyred by the Political left.
Poem Details | by davontay harris |
Categories: blessing, chocolate, crazy, drink, funny, giggle,
chocolate milk
Sitting at a coffee shop I look over and see a tall glass of white milk I go over and say… you look mighty tasty I asked, We should go to my place for cookies sometime A girl looks at me and says can we make chocolate milk I look up and say '' oh I'm sorry, I was talking to the glass. '' She got sad, and walked away. I grab the glass of milk and walked behind her. I held her hand and say '' Well I can have both '' It takes 2 to tango.
Poem Details | by Sarina McConnell |
Categories: candy, cheer up, chocolate, humorous, inspiration, life, wisdom,
Food for Thought
If life is like a box of chocolates, is it rude to ask for candy? Can you really say with certainty that you even understand me? When life hands you lemons I think you'd better run. Cause life can throw a curve ball and hit you just for fun. I can do without the chocolates You can keep your lemons too. Life is what you make of it not what it makes of you.
Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: childhood, funny, nostalgia, chocolate, , sweet love,
POCKET MONEY DAY
Nose pressed flat upto the glass, Pockets tinkling full of brass; Oblong jars,row on row Candy -filled,to over flow. Mintoes,chews and Pontefract cakes, Limes and milk chocolate flakes; Jelly beans and sweet love-hearts, A few of each ,just to start. Toffee whirls and butterscotch, Long liquorice laces,all top-notch; Aniseed balls,French bonbons, Available now without coupons. Sugared almonds and white mice, Vanilla fudge,a penny a slice! Just for starters a chocolate ice, As it's going at half-price. Barley sugar and a sherbert straw, The shop bell tinkles as I close the door; Is that th time! I'll have to skate, Back into school,I can't be late.
Poem Details | by Gwendolen Song |
Categories: best friend, blessing, chocolate, for him, funny,
Chocolate Delivery
It's an eternal arrangement Every week or two I have promised to send him some chocolate Nothing fancy-just a thought from me to him Just to let him know that I am on board with our destiny We will be forever friends Chocolate has medicinal properties too you know It melts your heart and keeps us on the same page Best friends forever so more chocolate I will send! It's sorta like storing up brownie points for the future you could say! By the time I get to heaven I should have sent him one ton of chocolate And a gym membership! Gwendolen Rix 11-22-14
Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: chocolate, giggle, holiday,
Steaming in Sweets
Florida's steaming sun comes into play Even on the joyful Easter Sunday An Easter basket prepared with great care Wee Wendy eats before saying a prayer In ninety-degree heat Ah, the taste's so sweet Blonde it once was, but now brown is her hair Li'l Adam tore through his basket too fast Chocolate bunnies and eggs downed in a flash His folks had hoped the Easter treats would last But to the bathroom, Adam had to dash *Couplet, Limerick and Quatrain Written April 15, 2014
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: chocolate, humorous,
DIET DILEMMA
I must stop eating Snickers I can't fit in my knickers Have less food on my plate Won't moan about my weight 08~23~14 Written for Chastuska Me Contest Sponsored by Dr Ram Mehta Rhyme scheme AABB ~awarded 5th place ~
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